The Band Of Garrys

Welcome to my web site. ***This joke deleted in response to public demand*** During the last thirty-odd years, I've played guitar and bass guitar in various bands - The Teenage Rebels, The Stukas, Autographs, Danny and the Nogoodniks, The Four Is, The Black Anglias and The Sobs .

If you were a member of any of these bands, please email me - garry@garrylewis.com

I've been writing songs for many years, and have decided to make them available on cd. If you purchase one of my cds and listen to it, you will easily understand why I work in the computer industry and am not an internationally successful and well-respected songwriter. The songs on each cd were all written by myself, and recorded by Danny and the Nogoodniks, Autographs or myself.

 

 

 

Cds for sale!!

 

Click here for R Kelly's Eye
Click here for The Pune Student's Song
Click here for I'm A Vegetarian
Click here for Dave Inchy And His Code
Click here for ....And I Live On A Boat
Click here for The Next Coldplay Single
Click here for Carnivore
Click here for Pat's Retirement Do

 

8 new songs, 5 old songs and karaoke versions of Greasy Listening

1. R Kelly's Eye     2. The Pune Students' Song     3. I'm A Vegetarian......   

 4. Dave Inchy And His Code    5. ...And I Live On A Boat  6. The New Coldplay Single   

7. Carnivore   8. Pat's Retirement Do   

 

The Band Of Garrys - Greasy Listening
Click here for Two Teaspoons
Click here for Can't Code For Toffee
Click here for Captain Correlli's Duelling Didjeridoos
Click here for DosCervezasPorFavor
Click here for Heavy Rocker
Click here for I Taught Jesus How To Cut And Paste
Click here for ken Smith, Noel Brown and Mike Gaffey
Click here for I Left My Art In San Francisco
Click here for My Girl Said To Me
Click here for Nothing Compares To Yew
Click here for What Is It With Old People?
Click here for Three Leather Gloves
Click here for Unlucky For Some

1. Two Teaspoons     2. Can't Code For Toffee     3. Captain Corelli's Duelling Didjeridoos   

 4. DosCervezasPorFavor    5. Heavy Rocker   6. I Taught Jesus How To Cut And Paste   

7. Ken Smith, Noel Brown and Mike Gaffey   8. I left My Art In San Francisco   9. My Girl Said To Me

10. Nothing Compares To Yew    11. What Is It With Old People?     12. Three Leather Gloves (Featuring Theee Cowfold Enigmatics) 

13. Unlucky For Some    14. Funk Jam # 7 - How Gullible Are You? (Featuring MC Squared)

 

 

Beautiful Music For Ugly People

1. Quest For Pointedness     2. The Invisible Man     3. Sod It, Let's Go Down The Pub   

 4. Here Come The U.S.Marines    5. Lose Weight - Ask Me How   6. Rotation Of Crops   

7. Born Again Biker   8. Let Me Go   9. Another Mystery Song

10. Why Did God Invent.....    11. A Man, A Plan, A Canal - Suez!     12. The Trouser Alternative #2

 

 

Hammer Chewer

1. Have You Ever Been To Texas?   2. Empty Cans   3. You'll Never Be Alone     4. Whatever Happened To Bernie The Bolt?   

 5. The Sobs' Web Site Song    6. Forgotten Title   7. Do You Do Voodoo?   

8. (insert cliche here)   9. Hang Ten The Noo   10. Harpist At Noon

11. Don't Go With That Girl   12. Oops! Where's Me Trousers?

 

 

Blood, Sweat And Beers

1. The Raggy Lewis Cookery Half Hour   2. On The Fifth Day   3. Body Parts   

 4. Insomnia Blues   5. Nowhere Town   6. Llamedos Theme   7. New Refridgerator   

8. I Want To Live In A Tent   9. Get Over It   10. The King Of Lydia

11. The Sound Of Brazils   12. The Trouser Alternative #1

 

 

 

Piscina!! La Musica De Casa Nunda

1. Kelly's Eye   2. One Little Duck   3. Cup Of Tea   

 4. Knock At The Door   5. Man Alive   6. Tom Mix   7. Lucky   

8. Garden Gate   9. Doctor's Orders   10. Tony's Den

11. Legs   12. One Dozen

 

 

Unknown Album - Unknown Artist

1. Unknown Track 1   2. Unknown Track 2   3. Unknown Track 3   

 4. Unknown Track 4   5. Unknown Track 5   6. Unknown Track  6   7. Unknown Track  7   

8. Unknown Track  8   9. Unknown Track  9   10. Unknown Track  10

11. Unknown Track  11   12. Unknown Track  12

 

 

Each cd costs £25 or 40Euros or $US40 including postage and packaging anywhere in the known universe.

Please email me garry@garrylewis.com for further details

 

Merchandise:

CDs £25/40Euros/$US40 each including postage and packing

Danny and The Nogoodniks 'Problems With Network Interface Cards'

The Sobs (double) 'Stop Complaining' and 'Get Back In The Box'

The Sobs 'You're Joking, Right?'

Theee Cowfold Enigmatics 'Blimey! What A Mouthful!'

MC Squared 'Gimps, Pimps, Wimps and Blimps'

Garry Lewis and Theee Cowfold Enigmatics 'A Fete Worse Than Death'

Garry Lewis 'Also Available'

TeeShirts - £25/40Euros/$US40 each including postage and packing

White, poor quality, random sizes. Hand-painted by third-world peasants in abominable working conditions for derisory wages

Choose from:

Parsed By Qualitty Control

Bingo Caller's Dilemma'

No, Nurse, I said "remove his SPECTACLES!"

Your Name Printed Here

There are 10 types of people

Lists - £25/40Euros/$US40 each including postage and packing

Hand-written on paper

Choose from: Shopping, Laundry, Guest, Set, Brahms and, Unnatural

A Load of Rubbish - £25/40Euros/$US40 each

A selection of old screws, bits of wood and other crap from the shed and garage of Garry Lewis, presented in a Collectors Edition Jiffy Bag

Send cash only (no cheques or postal orders) to:

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24 Brabourne Avenue, Ferndown, Dorset, BH22 0EH, United Kingdom